I like SpongeBob, really I do. But I swear to frigging God Almighty if I hear that relentlessly upbeat, Brady Bunch-inspired "It's the BEST DAY EVERRRRR..." song again I'm going to slice up every sponge in my house and ram every tiny little piece down someone's throat.
There. I feel better already.
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PETER
So I'm sitting in my cubicle today and I realized that ever since I
started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the
day before it. So it means that every single day you see me, that's on
the worst day of my life.
DR. SWANSON
What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
PETER
Yeah.
DR. SWANSON
Oh, that's bad stuff.
Thanks, "a".
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