Thursday, January 25, 2007
run, don't walk
I decided to post these before the Yam Cream, simply because of their inadvertently funny headlines. And as further proof that no, this isn't some sex catalog I receive because I order sex toys from catalogs. No, I buy my sex toys the old-fashioned way: in disguise at those seedy porn stores with the sweaty fat guy behind the counter.
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Does this catalogue have the "bathtub pillow with a secret"?
H.
Hmmmm, I'll have to look for that. Does it vibrate?
Oh Carey, I finally remembered your blog name and I was not disappointed! Gotta go back and look for more.
Kim, is that you???? Come back! Come back!
Yes, I believe it does. The "secret" comes out of the pillow which suctions to the tub.
I suppose the pillow would come in handy for when you smack your head against the tub while using the secret.
H.
Look in the catalogue near the incontinence products.
My catalog doesn't have that. Wow, I WANT that. Seriously, I could write about every goofy thing in this catalog if I felt up to it. It goes from incontinence and denture adhesives to 16-speed vibrators and something called "Herbal Quiver" which makes me laugh just reading the name, so that might be next.
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