It's a lipstick! It's a crayon! It's both! I wonder what your body chemistry must be like if the lipstick turns yellow or green? Mighty unattractive body chemistry, I'd say. And what mood would you be in if your lips turned green? A vomitous mood? A reptilian mood? Who the hell thinks up this shit? And if it changes to match your mood....why do you need 12 different tubes?!![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN24IH12AxX3OodLeFwsih7VULQ_nSQqdtIkcYg6sHVY_hRu1xyQrzgvMeVBSUUN5jMaBwHoQlBnmou7zoNqMho7v9YeIxKO2hguSF8CcssVBrn-3x2Ww-wfqk1pENxlP_0y7p6A/s320/lace+dickie.jpg)
A lady never leaves her house without her lace dickie. Lord knows, I don't want to foist my massive, Grand-Canyon size cleavage on an unwitting public. But I have to disagree about the cold draft. Sometimes a gal likes a beer on her chest.
I've been working on these dreary articles about microbiology and genetics and microRNAs and ligands and dimers and anti-VEGF therapy and, well, I needed a little break here. Back I go.