"Enjoy!"
"Wow. Enjoy!"
"You are invited to view my online photos at the Gallery. Enjoy!"
"They created this amazing stunt with just two rehearsals. Enjoy!"
"I love the sentence about our arms..."flying squirrels in drag!"... LOL! READ ON. ENJOY!"
"I didn't think this was funny but I knew you would.......so enjoy!"
"Enjoy!"
These are just a few things from my inbox. Do you see what's going on here?
It's clearly a conspiracy to get me to enjoy!
Not just enjoy, but there's an unspoken GODDAMMIT after it.
ENJOY, GODDAMMIT!
If I wanted to enjoy! I think I'd know how to do it. I don't really need someone telling me I have to do it. Let the hilarity of yet another round of "people of Wal-Mart" or the alleged latest words of wit and wisdom from still dead Erma Bombeck and George Carlin and Andy Rooney..what's that you say? He's not dead? Really?...let that wild and wacky humor unfold and blossom like a flower in my inbox, revealing itself in such a way that I have NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE but to ENJOY! and LOL!
BAHAHAHA, because certainly, whatever you sent, especially if it's a FWD, is so absurdly comical that I need that reminder. I might forget to enjoy! So thanks for that, goddammit.
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Just wanted to let you know that can no longer read an e-mail without looking to see if I've been told to "enjoy".
H.
Enjoy, OR ELSE.
I believe at least 3 of those "enjoy" emails were sent by me. So I'm guessing you didn't enjoy them, huh?
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