Anyway, I thought I’d share some of the featured products in the next few posts.
What lucky lady wouldn’t want to have a vibrating invisible man of her very own? All the features a woman wants in a man, without all those pesky unwanted traits, like flatulence and the inability to pick up one’s socks.
The clear 4 ½” sleeve hugs the penis, so you don’t have to!
The super-stretchy ridges delight your partner, no matter what orifice they’re placed into. No need to brush afterward; the vibrating action whisks away tarter buildup.
A testicle strap fits snugly to help prolong erection even when there is none, providing long periods of monumental discomfort followed by short swells of groin-bursting pain.
Add the vibrating mini-bullet— fun and dangerous at the same time! —and feel its multi-speed vibrations travel throughout the entire sleeve, creating the sensation of being fucked by a gerbil!
Requires 3 button cell batteries, and we’ll throw in 3 more free because we know you’ll be taking that vibrating mini-bullet with you everywhere—“for added pleasure.”
Up next: Yam cream
